The Capital Research Center Web site has fallen silent. How are we supposed to keep ourselves from our anti-free market big government communist tendencies?

Capital Research Center bemoans the recent outcome of that nasty little bedrock of American democracy we call an election.

Those keenly interested in the issue of "donor intent" may want to check out Capital Research Center grand poobah Terrence Scanlon's Webcast on the matter, part of a series of seminars sponsored by the right-wing Washington Legal Foundation.

It will help if your idea of fun is watching a medium shade of beige paint dry on the inside wall of an unheated garage during a polar cold watch.