Those keenly interested in the issue of "donor intent" may want to check out Capital Research Center grand poobah Terrence Scanlon's Webcast on the matter, part of a series of seminars sponsored by the right-wing Washington Legal Foundation.

It will help if your idea of fun is watching a medium shade of beige paint dry on the inside wall of an unheated garage during a polar cold watch.

Where'd those three months go?

Full disclosure: I've been participating in a secret Bradley Foundation program [still in beta - yet to be announced] designed to properly educate individuals who don't have a complete understanding of the economic theory that dictates big companies require large sums of federal tax dollars to stay competitive while at the same time the poor sucker making minimum wage will actually be screwed by a federally mandated pay increase. I now feel like I can be a high-functioning contributor to this great capitalistic society of ours. *

* A joke.