Surely Dr. Hogberg's honor demands more from you than a petulant, morose eructation! You're clearly struggling to be a serious person. Try to take some personal responsibility and quit looking for intellectual handouts. You can't possibly feel good about yourself living the angry moocher lifestyle. You mentioned a mop. Honest labor might be just the thing for you. It's even better than tinfoil for people suffering from bouts of mind reading. Mary Rosh cured hers that way. You could too.